Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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