Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Terrible idea I love it
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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