wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
