...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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