I must be too annoying 4 u.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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