butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im drinking this country out of the recession.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
