I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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