how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Randomize
