i just google imaged poop.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Maybe he injected his testicle?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Randomize
