There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
