i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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