ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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