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One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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