so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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