she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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