it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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