We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
