i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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