How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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