Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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