He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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