By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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