Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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