And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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