why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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