what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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