I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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