Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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