i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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