So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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