kristin has been a bad kristin
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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