Whod you bang
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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