I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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