Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
