Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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