Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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