Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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