they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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