How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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