THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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I lost my pants can you feel around for them?
Registered sex offender?
but you do have a puurty mouf boy
I too have a penis....but much bigger.
Luke... I am your father.
Did you realize Darth Vader never said that? he said "no, I am your father!"
Guess I won't need the paper bag this time
That's not my leg...
"52% of all rapes happen in the dark"
"I'm Batman"
I ALWAYS do it in the dark
Stranger danger?
"I have a severe gas problem"
Those are my hemroids...
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