Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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