Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Terrible idea I love it
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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