It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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