so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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