Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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