And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I didn't notice because vodka
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
These tits shall not be calmed
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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