bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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