You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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