I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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