I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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