just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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