Kiss
Puke
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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