Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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