i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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