If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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