im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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